When you’re stuck in a point and click adventure game:

Why have I been laughing at this for a solid 5 minutes?

the-feeling-is-mutual:

c-bassmeow:

yourownpetard:

inabasket:

elasticitymudflap:

i can never face my family again

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

always reblog

I fucking HATE how this has almost one million notes and ive NEVER seen this. I have missed out on life. This was the best study break video I have ever seen. I’m dying. I most def sharted.

this is the only good thing on this site

Phantom of the Opera + elephant shrews= a masterpiece like no other

setheverman:

songllama:

setheverman:

american things that are surely fictional:

donald trump

blue raspberry

wearing shoes indoors

texas?????

Actually, I can vouch for Texas, my brother lives there.

your brother

elodieunderglass:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

whitepeopletwitter:

Jurassic Congress

the oldest millennials are 35. We’re also eligible for the Senate and the White House too.

“given my understanding of linear time”

chiefofstaffsabo:

Gintama is really a shitpost my dudes.

vamprisms:

bipirate:

Last night i had a dream where legolas straight up shot someone with a gun

legolas what does your scoped .50 caliber barrett m82 rifle see

plasmalogical:

coralmarks:

visiting the “back at it again at krispy kreme” krispy kreme. this is hallowed ground.

To the tune of YMCA

silversunshine2012:

most-depressed-optimist:

braybray-craycray:

scuffed-tarot:

caramel-filled-kittens:

papallion:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Mothman!

Your a moth and a man

I said

MOTHMAN

Your a man whose a moth

I said

MOTHMAN!

your pretty wings are so soft

when you

flap

against

my

lampshade!

OH MY GOD YES

@heteroes-are-making-me-upsetero @interrabangarang @dahmersbeer @scuffed-tarot @jazzy-mcdurf

MOTHMAN

There’s no need for a frown

I said

MOTHMAN

Put that man on the ground

He’s so

FRIGHTENED

So high up in the air

Won’t you

Please

Put

Him

Down

Gently

@moth-ver-ka

IT’S FUN TO YELL AT THE

M

O

T

H

THE MAN WHO’S ALSO A

M

O

T

H

He can see eh-vuh-ree-thing

With just a flap of his wings!

He really makes me wanna siiiinnnnggg-

IT’S FUN TO SING WITH THE

M

O

T

H

THE MAN WHO’S ALSO AN

M

O

T

H