When your parents only need you when you’re trying to rest
Tag: amazing
thor and gamora in their weekly “villainous blue adopted sibling” support group
thor: loki keeps stabbing me 😦
gamora: so stab him back???? what’s the big deal that’s his way of saying hello
loki and nebula in their weekly “heroic older sibling who’s part of a superhero squad and gets all the attention” support group
loki: thor never stabs me back when i stab him 😦
nebula: so stab him harder????
observations from urgent care
– People who exercise a lot get knee injuries from overdoing it
– People who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion
– People who don’t exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape
– Maybe knees just suck
Solution: Don’t have knees.
Density map of stars on national flags
Me vision when I get bump on me noggin
getting endorsements in overwatch be like
He misses her
The alphabetized files at my ranger station lead to some interesting mental pictures
me gazing out into the ocean: sure is some scary soup
And they said college would be harder than high school…
i am dying to know what jerry and robby did to invoke the wrath of the professor
Pass Through Fire 