teamgalactica:

alparlaboratories:

teamgalactica:

alparlaboratories:

teamgalactica:

valquita:

teamgalactica:

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

so, a vampire?

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

Is it your blood?

it is blood, yes

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

me-sorta:

textiles:

thepenguinsaurus:

marvelcolm:

If you’re ever in an Irish speaking part of Ireland (Gaeltacht), and you see a mother with her child, tell her, “Ith an páiste.” It’s a beautiful way of saying, “Your motherhood glows with radiance and grace.” There is no English equivalent for this so give it a go!

last time i trusted an irish guy i walked home at 4am with my bra in my handbag so lets see

ah yes

never trust the irish

It’s just a modest proposal

[ID: a screenshot of Google translate showing “Ith an páiste” translated to “Eat the child”]