theeehoney

everydayconman:

mystereoheart:

bananonbinary:

tilthat:

TIL an old lady who bumped into Stephen King in the supermarket told him she didn’t like his writing and she preferred uplifting movies like Shawshank Redemption. When King told her he wrote that too, she replied ‘No, you didn’t.’, causing King to momentarily doubt that he was indeed the author.

via reddit.com

same energy

baaulp:

My life is just a constant journey to seek warmth. No metaphor. I mean like coats and jackets. Getting under the sheets and standing under heat lamps. Soup.

pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

nj:

ethereal

gingersnapwolves:

theroseandthebeast:

toriisahunter:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

everyone’s been bringing up the Chriscourse again, so i decided to set everyone straight

Holy fuck this is amazing

#it all makes so much sense #the Chriscourse (x)

what I love so much about this is that it clearly explains to me why I find Chris Evans the most attractive because yeah, that’s my type right there