theeehoney

tiny-septic-box-sam:

naeshitsherlock:

Every now and again I get updates from my friend studying vet med

Cats have no code of ethics confirmed

magicsh-op:

favourite kookmin’s moments in AAA 2018 ♡

lindsaychrist:

prestoflauto:

troyesivan:

lindsaychrist:

gabriella13702:

lindsaychrist:

strawberryzachary:

lindsaychrist:

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

rasticore:

manrepellent:

mjalti:

I really … don’t know what the mom expected… I really do not

the prophecy foretold of this

everydaylouie:

new mbmbam animation! SENTIENT DIRT

fairyjamin:

🌹

flouryhedgehog:

glumshoe:

Human: “It must be a dreary existence, unable to love, to eat, to sleep, to laugh… I feel sorry for you.”
Robot: “I can laugh. I have a sense of humor, you know.”
Human: “Really? I’ve never heard you laugh before.”
Robot: “I’ve never heard you say anything funny.”

Hello 911 I’d like to report a violation of the First Law of Robotics, this robot just straight up murdered a human