I dreamt that a kid and his little brother were out on our street around my house yelling for me and I was across the street at my grandparents’ place and then I told them I was there so they came over with this box of stuff and tried to sell me a bunch of like office supplies. And I didn’t want to buy anything but I let them say what they wanted to say and then told them I couldn’t buy anything at the moment but if they have any new stuff they should let me know.

And I shit you not this little guy flipped his shit. He started crying and throwing temper tantrums that I wasn’t buying anything and told me he was never going to sell me stuff again, so I tried to like be all manipulative like, if you don’t come back next time you won’t have sold me anything. You may have not sold me anything now but next time I’ll buy something, do you want to miss out on that? And he totally did not get it, and he started saying stuff like, he saw me naked through the window one night and how that would blackmail me and I was like pushing them outside by that time and smacked him in the head when he said that, and my frikkin’ grandma teleported behind me and said it’s wrong to hit children and I was like???? But grandmaaaa, he’s blackmailing me! And then it turned out he was 20 but he reached barely up to my hips he was so short and tiny.

And then I got scared that if they somehow tell their suppliers something false about me he knows where I live and would kill me in my sleep cause I didn’t buy office supplies.

And then I was in Destiny’s Child and we were doing this dance but differently somehow, and I was telling Beyoncé (because even in my own dreams I’m never Beyoncé) that we should do the proper version and then this guy appeared who smelled really good, that’s all I remember, Idk what he wanted.

And those were my dreams.