Tag: dreamingoutloud

i dreamt that i was in some sort of spa complex place and jimin was there and he wanted to ask me how he can apologise to the security camera. not anybody looking at the security camera footage but the camera itself cause he did something i dont know.

I dreamt so much bullshit in the past two days. Last night I dreamt I was 83kg but for some reason I looked like a Skeleton and I was hurting everywhere and I had my bones sticking out and stuff and so I had to hide it from my grandparents and I couldn’t understand how I was still above my ideal weight but somehow already looking underweight so I was like super sad that I had to gain weight again to look better cause that would like, increase my weight, obviously.

And the day before that, and I don’t know where the fuck he came from, but I dreamt that okay, this is gonna sound so stupid, I was going to therapy and Orion Acaba was my therapist for some weird-ass reason and he turned out to be fucking crazy okay? We were in a house I don’t even know and my sister was there and the dude just kept on rambling about… I don’t even remember what but he was fucking pissed at me and he was, he was just insane, like I legit feared for my life. And for some reason we had to sleep over and I slept in the middle and I was terrified that he would hurt me and at one point, listen, it’s a dream okay, at one point he shoved his pointing finger in my ear but it was so violent that it literally hurt in the dream, and I don’t have any explanation why he did that.

Anyway, if you thought that part was weird keep reading cause oh boy.

So I went away somewhere and left my sister with him cause apparently he had no problems with her, and when I came back it was already our house and… so apparently by then he was (I have no idea where he came from I haven’t even watched Critical Role in a while, let alone the earliest episodes of season fucking one o_o) was sedated and also turned into a dog that was like, our dog but he looked like those dogs who try to eat a bee, and I was so sad that our poor dog was like, knocked out on my bed, and then my sister said someone would come to collect him later but then I was like omg what if he wakes up until then and then he actually did (and also turned back into a human o.O) and I was so fucking scared I had to actually hide in our pantry while my sister dealt with him I was terrified.

Okay so I had… dreams again.

First of all let me get the part out of the way that I hope @perringwrites will see because I dreamt that the two of us had similar stories going. You were writing a story where a dude and some girl (siblings) were like, astronomers, and they kept hearing something from the Moon and then they went up to the Moon to realise there was a giant baby In the Moon. As in if the Moon was an Egg and the Baby was Inside. In my story my characters were already living On the Moon in a village and then realise in one of the houses in the village… was a giant baby. I got no idea why that happened. ALSO I almost forgot, the fucking… giant baby’s name was Wae Nae in Perring’s story. Mine didn’t have a name. You’re welcome.

Anyway in the dream after that, well, it was still connected because I was like behind a shed in our old backyard and I was watching the sky, you know, for the big Moon Baby, and suddenly a storm came overhead but like so quick it actually looked fastforwarded and a million tiny tiny whirlwinds started. I didn’t have my phone with me but I scrambled to get my laptop’s camera open to film it but I don’t think I got much of it. In the huge storm where I could barely see anything (there wasn’t rain or thunder there was just like, dust n shit) this guy from high school, not the usual one but the other that I sorta had an insult-based ~friendship with (it was fun but I think he did start to mean the insults at one point x)) just came out of the storm and he was like AYYY WHASSUP and we hugged (never) and he explained that he parked his car not too far away and he was fixing something so I walked him there and while he explained that fixing cars like this is his job one of the mini tornadoes started picking me up and carrying me away so I was like ok toodles good for you I’m out, and went back to the shed where I could see my sister trying to find me.

Next dream I remember a bit less even though it’s newer. The point was that my grandma and I were playing Minecraft in like our old living room and I knew there was a Russian base (don’t ask) in the world somewhere but we couldn’t find it and my grandma was super upset because of that. So next day I used spectator mode to go around the world underground and find it and I did find something that I could reason was a Russian base so I showed my grandma and she was super happy.

I also dreamt that we like moved out of our old house (again? lots of old shit in my dreams again. except for Moon Baby. Wae Nae is completely out of the blue) and then I found this girl in my old room who also works in our office (well in the office further down from our office) and I was trying to get ready for work even though it was already 10:15AM and she was telling me about something when my boss arrived and he was like um ok (to me) you better get ready or get some days off what even is wrong with you. That was like one of the dreams I had around 5AM and it was kinda short.

I had a lot more but these are the ones I remember bye.

I had such a long and weird dream. I don’t even know where it started but the point of it was that it was a story I was experiencing from the outside like a movie or a novel but then I got into it. It was a horror story I wish I could describe more but that part’s slipped away. Either way my sister figured out what the big twist was going to be it was something about dead bodies being buried in a certain place to do something? To bring them back as ghosts who serve a higher power?

Then someone started explaining it and I was like stop fucking explaining it I want to be mindfucked when the story gets to that part. But then it turned out that Michelle Pfeiffer (don’t ask) was telling that story and I was in bed with him under a very dark sky and I was already part of the story.

The bed was in this really creepy place. The sky was so cloudy and dark and the fog was so thick on the ground it almost felt like it wasn’t even outside but there were all these naked trees that looked like weird creatures… bits and pieces are slipping away already but at one point I was flying above this cemetery, supposedly where the dead bodies were being buried and there were these huge craters on the ground and on the hillside and in the sky and when i got closer to them they opened up to be these enormous bloodshot eyeballs staring at me, it was horrific.

Eventually I ended up going to this old dude in this small village, very medieval style, who was a living ~senile old scientist trope and we needed his help with something. Michelle Pfeiffer was gone (she was also one of the people who died and got buried to be brought back I think) but my sister was there, my mum too, a little girl, and um… how do I say this next part with a serious tone… Taehyung from BTS was also there x)

Anyway… so this dude was giving us confusing wisdom as his archetype usually does but when night fell we couldn’t leave his house anymore (the base was wooden but the roofs were webbing tarps or whatever, it was weird, I helped him put up new lights and two of them were glowstone blocks from Minecraft I honestly envy my sleeping brain for weaving these stories, they’re more interesting than anything I’ll ever write).

And he said that people will come to inspect him soon and the four of us (my sister, me, the little girl and fucking TAEHYUNG from BTS :’D) had to act like we were his children and my mum had to hide in the basement. But my mum in real life coughs a lot these days so I was legit worried what will happen if she starts coughing in the basement so I decided I would cough and then mask her coughing. Some other woman was there, a shorter curly-haired girl who then actually was our real mother? My sleeping brain threw her out of the dream fast but she was there at one point.

So at one point the dude’s house looked very much like my current house x) and the “kids” were all like hugging like oh no this sucks we have to be in this mess and whatever and I asked Taehyung what his real name was and he said Kent.

…

He said it was Kent written with a K because that’s how elves write it (hint that Taehyung might be an elf? could be!) and the whole time he was talking I saw subtitles at the bottom of my vision, a definite sign that I’m watching too many BTS videos :’D

Anyway as the lights went out we were sitting outside the house on this bench waiting for the inspectors that I imagined as the Black Riders from LoTR some more stuff started seeping in, for example it got bright, it was the next day which is not when they were supposed to come, plus there was a small car outside next to a sign abour head-height that said something about Logan Paul, maybe his face was on it too, and it was a joke thing the McElroy brothers did as they travelled around the world, they stuck the board in the ground and took photos of it. But the car was still there so I asked my sister if she thought the McElroys were still there and also asked her to take a photo of the board since my phone wasn’t charged and then my sister made a comment like… we can’t because we’re in the story now and we have to wait for the inspection.

It was really weird how towards the end it started going back to me experiencing the story as a movie instead of being in it. Then my real life real mum woke me up and I’m really glad because knowing myself that inspection would’ve been fucked up.

Okay so first I dreamt a few things whose true meaning is a mystery.

First I dreamt that Critical Role was down a few members so while they were away a group of Hungarians took their place (Matt remained the DM) and an old high school classmate of mine (not the one I usually dream about) was on the team as well. But they never really said their names I guess cause it was Hungarian and English-speakers can’t pronounce Hungarian for Shit.

Anyway then I think a family member of mine died(???) as well but I don’t remember that part but then this guy, the classmate was like lying down on a bed in our old house and in our old living room and everything looked like it usually did and I was like, lying down next to him and I had my hand on his chest and it was Really Nice. And when he fell asleep I kept like wanting to be the little spoon but he never positioned the right way, so fuck you, classmate.

And then I was going by bus to this small town and I had my bike with me for some reason. I had some food in a small and cozy restaurant and I found out my next bus was coming at like 10:10 or 10:50 or some shit. So I went exploring in town and I met this girl now her name was either Jenny or some other folk-y idk name that starts with J and she was a policewoman and she looked like fucking… whatsherface… Ethan’s wife in Mission Impossible. Michelle Monaghan! But she was blonde and kinda shy and I was laying it on her Hard okay, I was Flirting like I’ve never flirted before cause I’ve never flirted in my life.

Anyway she was cute af and then as I was walking back to the bus station, it was night (which is weird cause my bus was going at 10 something AM) anyway and like I pulled her into this secluded area on the side of the road and long story short she was Feelin’ It. So then she told me she was in a band, like a brass band or whatever and they were having a concert the next day but she was so scared and being the good girlfriend that I am (we weren’t girlfriends but c’mon) I was like encouraging her n stuff.

And then this other policewoman came up to me and she grabbed my bike and she was like “this is my bike” and I was like no it ain’t and I tried to like tell her things about my bike that are very specific like noises the chain makes and weird ways the pedal moves to prove that it was my bike but nothing came to my mind so I convinced her to let me take the bike to the bus station and then leave it at like platform 4 or wherever my bus was at.

So she did, and by the time I got to this town square thing with my girl Jenny it was morning again and suddenly the whole fucking brass band was there and I said goodbye to her and wished her luck one last time and we took cute couple selfies it was CUTE OKAY.

But then I realised that this town square thing where the theatre was where my girl Jenny was gonna perform was 18.8km away from the bus station and my fucking bike had a flat tire.

I dreamt like so many weird things I didn’t sleep well at all. I was in a mall but it was huge and possibly also an airport and there were all these stores and then one storefront was open and two guys were there, one sitting on a chair and one standing, one looked more casual the other one was like all formally dressed. And I knew that they were like security people and if you’re like attacked or harmed then you can go to them.

So then I did go to them even though nothing happened to me and once I entered they were like, oh we have like, a client, and these lawyer-looking dudes all stood up from next to like this reception area and sat with me next to a long-ass table, but then other clients were there too by other tables with other lawyer-looking dudes. And I realised that I either forgot what happened to me or I was just coming in jokingly and I had to come up with something so I did, and then the lawyers told me I’d have to come back at a later date to continue the investigation but I was gonna be in London at the time (where did I get that from I wonder :D) and this one lawyer in front of me was like, ma’am if you want to get to the bottom of this (idk what I actually said happened to me x)) you’ll have to sacrifice a few things. But then I realised holy shit, this is the perfect time to get out of this and then I acted all dramatic like, *theatrical forehead-slap* I cannot do this anymore, and it wouldn’t be fair with other people who need help and I walked out. o_o

And then Mira was there but she was like running from me x) and once I caught up with her (this was still in the mall by the way) she was up one floor on a balcony and the way up to the railing was really steep and I kept slipping down and then slipping even further away once I was on horizontal floor and people were looking at me weird while I kept leaving my phone and my other stuff behind being unable to catch them.

And then I was in my grandma’s house that we sold but it was also our house here? Anyway we were moving and I was getting all nostalgic about it and once I mentioned to my mum something about moving and she got angry with me like I just pissed her off with mentioning the very obvious thing we were already doing. And then we were outside our house now and Giules was there with a friend of hers who then left and we came inside and I tried to tell her how unjustly pissed off my mum was but she kept coming in x) 

And also Giules was moving with us to this village in the middle of nowhere but it was actually really pleasant and then my mum adopted her so she became my sister.

That was all the dream.

I dreamt that I backed up into some girl’s car while leaving my parking space and got sentenced to one year in prison. Nobody even got hurt just some glass broke. And I was so sad cause one year is a long time and I wanted to google if I can get released sooner if I behave well but there was no wifi in prison. But then every night you know we had to like line up to get served dinner and every night the prison brought in a famous person to hand out portions and that was like our one reward for behaving nice. And the first night it was Chris Evans and the second night it was Chris Hemsworth (also shirtless which is honestly a bonus). And the first night when it was my turn I tried to tell Chris Evans that I got sentenced to one year in prison for backing up into someone’s car in hopes that he would use his celebrity power to get me out but he wasn’t really picking up what I was putting down :[

And the third day I found some drug that was some black powder and I got high on it somehow because it was following me in this big black cloud of _DRUG_ and then the prison crew like… security people were looking for whoever was keeping drugs and I was like high off my tits trying to hide a levitating cloud of black powder.

And then I woke up in genuine distress that I was gonna be in prison for a year.

And then later when I could fall asleep again I dreamt that I was watching an orchestra on stage and the cymbals were so loud I kept like trying to tell the conductor to tell the cymballist to be quieter but he wasn’t paying attention to me.

And then my mum irl entered the room and scared me awake and then we talked a bit while I was like still trying to get my head right from being interrupted in my falling asleep, then she lied down and fell asleep. And now I feel like absolute death warmed over and I can’t fall asleep again not just cause the moment is gone but also cause I gotta like, go get food at around noon and I don’t want to be asleep by then only to be scared awake again by my grandma’s phone call telling me to go get the food.

The other day I dreamt that I was at an Editors concert and when Tom walked off I was standing with my back to the stage for some reason but still reached my hands up and he like proper took both my hands and I was like *swoon* and then later when the crowd was dispersing I was in the back and Ed chucked a drumstick to the crowd and I was like fucking tripping all over the place and over myself to get it and I did and there was this girl who looked at me like I was proper crazy and I rarely ever remember specific quotes from dreams but I just looked her dead in the eye and said “I’ve done more for less” and I don’t know why but that’s the funniest shit I’ve dreamed in a long time.

I dreamt that I was part of some experiment that like simulated being on the Moon, and it was for a bunch of tiny kindergarten kids and we were in a “spaceship” and then it said we landed on the Moon and my sister was there and when we landed we had to act like we were from the Moon and then the kids made friends with us and thought we were Moon aliens and I got a nice flower from a little girl.

It was nice and weird.