> in too much pain to lie down in the bathtub and still be able to get out of it
> too anxious to stand in the shower without the distraction of the internet which i cant bring with myself if i shower cause id get water all over my deviiiices

Luckily I’m too depressed to even stand up from my bed so I guess I don’t have to decide cause I ain’t showerin’ today.

Co-worker: *teasing another co-worker who’s obviously in a bad mood*
Co-worker: go ahead, smile a little, you’re so much prettier when you smile.
Co-worker: Tia, tell her to smile.
Me: if you don’t want to smile you don’t have to.
Co-worker #2: *giggles* thank you.
Co-worker: why you gotta take the fun out of everything?

Me *whispering*: what the fuck
Co-worker: did you just say “what the fuck?”
Me: yeah.
Co-worker: why?
Me: *pointing at the twelve piles of paperwork on my table*
Co-worker: what the fuck