trenchkamen:

malzeick:

buddhabrand:

this video emits so much positive energy

When the bard rolls a 20

This is what that Kylie Jenner Pepsi video wanted to be.

prussianmemes:

i almost forgot this blessed video exists

thebootydiaries:

düüde what the fääck she can’t do that to you this is your space this is your ärëä

ghettoinuyasha:

magnolia-noire:

koobaxion:

My favorite part of this is how they immediately jump to just beatin the shit out of the baby

tagg yourself I’m the third abortion pill

his first words

symmetraismygf:

*twelve year old genji voice*

fartgallery:

agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live
me: cool
agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh…
me: what
agent: ….
me: what do they do there

elijahelegia:

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

If you could grow an extra body part, what would it be and why?

theproblematicblogger:

spreadworldpeace:

theproblematicblogger:

Probably a heart because lots of people need heart transplants and not too many are available and I could give it to someone.

fuck that id grow another arm so I can jerk off while playing Assassins Creed Brother Hood

Is it too late to change my answer

unicornfan:

feazelbal:

thebuttkingpost:

Say this to someone right before sucking their dick

1dapologist:

rey to some kid in class: oi mate ya wanna see the beetle in me backpack

finn shaking his head: say no…