When I die I want to be buried with grave goods that make future archaeologists think I was of much higher status than I actually was so that my grave will be referred to as a princely burial and I’ll be remembered by some cool name like “The Colchester Barrow Princess” (I’ve decided that I will be buried in a highly visible barrow, possibly with a ship) and the National Trust will erect a small museum about me filled with entirely incorrect but cool sounding archaeological assumptions
Be buried literally holding a sword and axe and then sit back and watch the endless ‘powerful warrior queen v. just usual valuable grave goods indicating a high status individual’ debate from the afterlife.
I want a spring-loaded casket and non-degrading glitter. I will be remembered as “that *£^$% thing that killed Professor Hannover”
So my friend is an acting major looking to get into broadway stuff, so she’s been doing a lot of voice training. Usually she does covers of broadway songs, but sometimes she gets bored and decides to sing other things.
She did a cover of “Smells Like Teen Spirit” and her voice coach liked it so much he liked mixed it and everything and it sounds great.
No Limits Capture The Flag: Everybody just picks
Torbjorn every single time. Nobody ever wins. Everybody just camps the
flag until they get kicked for inactivity.
Super Mystery Heroes: You don’t just switch heroes
on death. You switch heroes at irregular intervals, while still alive,
while doing literally anything. You still lose your ultimate charge
every time you switch.
Peace Be Upon You: On Nepal Shrine, both teams are
placed in one single communication channel, and must politely explain
why they think their team deserves to capture the point.
Animal Crossing: PVE. You’re given a house, which
you must maintain, and you are expected to perform daily miscellaneous
tasks for Winston, who gives you money and furniture in return. The
money isn’t transferable to the hero gallery. The furniture is. A new
section is added where you can equip each hero with a unique couch.
Pass Through Fire 