flightyfinch:

flightyfinch:

me, a gamer, crying in the bar after my girlfriend dumped me: i’ve never been nerfed so hard before

my new gf: hey can we have an open and honest discussion about our relationship

me, a woke gamer: you got it babe, time for a patch release

me, crying while holding my newborn child in my arms: dlc

doomy:

didnt have keyboards yet so when you turned 16 they just tore your arms off

failbag:

blackness-by-your-side:

Iconic

someone’s not having a good Kia Summer Sales Event

writing tip #2097:

gr8writingtips:

surrender to the great writing clam

brutusp:

“Ain’t nothing like a little fear to make a paper man crumble.”

howdymynamesis:

curseworm:

howdymynamesis:

curseworm:

just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill

i wanna know if op was okay when writing this

one day youll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and youll have to justify the space youve filled

what

writing tip #930:

gr8writingtips:

proofreading only wastes time and gets in the way of your inner voice. besides, if it was hard to write, it should be hard to read

coaltar-of-the-deepers:

flamingo-knees:

Tag yourself i’m Serious and Magnificent

i’m so glad this was made Bb majornis so highly underrated

destinydiamante:

elliebeanz:

morrison ↓

i’m ……speechless