lmaonade: radio hosts be like “you’re listening to BBHS673387.BDJJDKSKSKKSKIPFPFKFJDNFNJ.8727388888.8.7.678393939HHDJSKFJJ.HDJH hope you have a safe drive home”
werbly: i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me
setheverman: mens-rights-activia: Being popular on tumblr is like being a top clown at clown homeschool for homeschooled clowns hello it’s me the top clown
Pass Through Fire 