last night I was just minding my business and this nasty ass bug landed on my arm and I kept trying to shake it off (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC Management 2014©) but it wouldn’t get off
Tag: amazing
relatablepicturesofpatrickgill:
The “straight guy” face
[pizza_suplex] || [strawbiery]
GOD i dated a guy like that for such a short time bc he was awful
always remember to force-quit Discord when your computer’s hooked up to a projector screen or someone WILL send you ‘mccree’s sweaty, filthy cock’ in the middle of your presentation on racial segregation
“I just learned the F word. It is fuck.” a legend.
Dear Diory Bich.
So apparently I just picked up an $8,000 organ off of the curb
The few seconds before I realized you meant the instrument were terrifying
Help, my girlfriend calls Red Dead Redemption “Redededemption” and also insists that that’s the name of the main character
her mind is far more advanced than yours will ever be
😀
whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating:
what on earth
please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this
watch it
PLEASE
tchaikovsky is proud
In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.
Pass Through Fire 