My friend: what’re you smiling about 😉
Me: nothing
My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles
Tag: amazing
breakfast
hey op can i ask a question?
Sure 🙂
why did my wife leave me
Since everyone is uploading compilations of their favorite vines, I figured I’d add some of my faves to the bunch.
your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks
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churches, I’m begging you, please run all your sign ideas by a thirteen-year-old
Jesus of Nazareth has been dead for 1,987 slutty, slutty years
institute-for-thermal-research:
institute-for-thermal-research:
wish i could go outside without putting shoes on
you can
my feet sensitive : it’s cold :
socks
socks get dirty : (
Put on shoes then
and so it begins …
I’m glad the first mad scientist we get is a support character
also congrats to Team Talon for finally hiring a healer, lord knows they need it
Cashier the other day: “have a nice night!”
Me failing to load one correct response from multiple possibilities: …….“YOUP!”
Half-orc fighter: are these windows big enough for someone to jump through?
DM: the windows aren’t open.
Half-orc fighter: that’s not what I asked.
Pass Through Fire 