gazebo-party:

haiku-robot:

akamine-chan:

phantomofthebookstore:

dragonastra:

jasperzilla:

moose-shampoo:

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

You missed some of the best ones

the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean. It’s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean.

But i mean, look at it. It’s a bean.

How could you forget this one though

I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR.

i had no fucking
idea that the bean was created
by anish kapoor


^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Not it related but still precious

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

iamnotlanuk:

derinthemadscientist:

kleinsens:

polishhammer83:

twunkmichaelmell:

what’s new pussycat just started playing in this restaurant and every millenial in the room shared a knowing, fearful look

It’s fucking Tom Jones? Millennials are you too stupid to realize that Tom Jones is the reason some of you exist? (Think about it for a second, you’ll get it)

hhhhhh oh my god ohhh my god oh my fucking god

They don’t know. They don’t know about the salt and pepper diner.

Also is he implying that people fuck to “It’s not unusual” and “What’s New Pussycat”?

Either that or Tom Jones fathered millions of children.

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_otsdk3ws2c1sjnq4eo1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://pass-throughfire.tumblr.com/post/167448865847/audio_player_iframe/pass-throughfire/tumblr_otsdk3ws2c1sjnq4e?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_otsdk3ws2c1sjnq4eo1.mp3

paper-mario-wiki:

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And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis
I don’t want you to get it onghis
Nobody else but me (ooooh)
With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn
Don’t want you to Genghis on with
Nobody else but Mingus

Nobody else but Mingus Kingus