Me: I’m gonna ask something but if you don’t know the answer right away please don’t jump up immediately and go crazy over it okay? where’s that bag I always take with me when I go out? or any other bag that’s not my work bag?
Mum: *jumps up immediately and frantically starts searching for it*
Me: any other bag will do, just a plain sack will be fine.
Mum: *pulls all the bags out of the wardrobe and slams things*
Mum: and you need that one specific bag right now two minutes before you leave?
Me: ……………………………