Tag: mother why

Me, stumbling out of bed at 7AM feeling like Iv’e just been beaten to death: mum, why didn’t you wake me up?
Mum: I thought you were awake
Me: what made you think that? (also note my work starts at 7:30)
Mum: you were awake this time on Monday!
Me: IT’S NOT MONDAY ;_;
Mum: you need to tell me beforehand if you want me to wake you up
Me: like when I repeatedly ask you to wake me up at 6:30?

Me: I’m gonna ask something but if you don’t know the answer right away please don’t jump up immediately and go crazy over it okay? where’s that bag I always take with me when I go out? or any other bag that’s not my work bag?
Mum: *jumps up immediately and frantically starts searching for it*
Me: any other bag will do, just a plain sack will be fine.
Mum: *pulls all the bags out of the wardrobe and slams things*
Mum: and you need that one specific bag right now two minutes before you leave?
Me: ……………………………