Please don’t get me wrong I’m happy for my co-worker being pregnant and I know I’m being a petty asshole but if her ass hasn’t been licked clean by now by everyone in this office then now it’s gonna happen and it’s gonna be insufferable. I get that she only has a kid so she can get out of work (as she told us) but like we know she’s not dying, right? I have a hole in my spine nobody ever gave a shit but fucking queen bee is pregnant so everyone bring in your finest silks for her to lay down on. She’s like two months in okay plus she can technically take free days off whenever she wants, we’re already doing all her work for her, at least there’d be one less person to fucking talk over my damn music while I’m trying to work.