R: they’ll think we’re dating if we’re out here alone for too long.
J: yuck.
R: what’s that supposed to mean?
J: no offense, you’re great but I’m like, way too deluxe for you.
R: you’re deluxe.
J: yeah, I’m the deluxe edition.
R: what does that make me, the plain… ordinary version?
J: the Japanese bonus tracks.
R: that is offensive on so many levels.
J: no, that’s not what I mean, but like, when an album comes out nobody says “oh man I can’t wait to get the Japanese bonus tracks”. No, everybody wants the deluxe version, the rest comes like months after when they accidentally search the band’s wiki to see if a member really is gay and then you stumble onto all these delightful albeit unimportant details.
R: delightful albeit unimportant, that’s me.
R: also gay.