rubyfruitgirl:

idinacarlyle:

gavyvavy:

snekgay:

davestriderwhomst:

hey listen im gay as fuck but girls? yall are all gorgeous have a nice day

hey listen, im a huge lesbian but boys? yall are all handsome have a nice day

hey listen, im bisexual and everyone? gorgeous, have a good day!

hey listen, im asexual and everyone? yall are ugly, have a good day.

Only someone with their Hogwarts house in their bio would add that