I could try to make it so that my 100,000th post is exactly on the 8-year anniversary of me being on this site, that’d be neat and it would please me greatly. This is post #99,947 so… if I don’t make more posts today it would mean I can… make 2 posts per day until the 26th of September, fuck x) 
BUT YOU KNOW I’M GONNA DO IT CAUSE MY FRIKKEN BRAIN MADE IT UP AND NOW I HAVE TO DO IT TO MAKE IT NEAT AND SYMMETRICAL AND ROUND AND SHIT UGH I HATE MYSELF I’M GONNA FILL UP MY FRIKKEN DRAFTS AGAIN THIS IS HORRIBLE

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Ugh I guess then this is it ;_; BUT I’LL BE AROUND! I just can’t post… sO BEHAVE! Cause I’m watching >(