FULLMIDDLE MALCOMIST
FULLMIDDLE MALCOMIST
ALCHEM IN THE METAL
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Big mood.
The best part is how you can see he’s trying SO HARD not to laugh here
https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/pass-throughfire/176843052366/tumblr_onpksb1gck1tcbgxg?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://pass-throughfire.tumblr.com/post/176843052366/audio_player_iframe/pass-throughfire/tumblr_onpksb1gck1tcbgxg?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fpass-throughfire%2F176843052366%2Ftumblr_onpksb1gck1tcbgxg
Justin: Do you want me to ask Sydnee real quick?
Griffin: Yeah, yeah.
Justin: I’ll just ask her. Okay, hold on. [sounds of him walking away from the mic]
Griffin: But I wanna hear it!
Justin: [yelling, at a distance] Hey Sydnee! Hey Syd!
Sydnee: [at even more of a distance] What?
Justin: [yelling] Why doesn’t the penis gain fat? [pause] Why doesn’t the penis get fat?
[Griffin and Travis snicker for a while]
Justin: [comes back to the mic] She says Jesus.
Griffin: [bursts into laughter]
I’m not sure what would be better; listing Sydnee as ‘Dr. Sydnee Mcelroy’ so non-fans understand that Justin is bothering a real life doctor, or just leaving her as ‘Sydnee’ so it looks like Justin is asking his wife this insane question like he’s some kind of toddler bugging his mom
idk what i was expecting but it wasn’t that
Several people have asked me if I thought the Raven Queen would consider Angus her grandson! No relationship in this family is typical, but I think Her Majesty gets along great with anyone who isn’t skittish around death, and that absolutely includes Literal Homicide Detective Angus McDonald.
today on Overwatch League I saw something AMAZING
if ‘get low’ was an indie tune (mumford and sons are shaking)
THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION



