beesarealiens:

tockthewatchdog:

why did they not cut to leia at all when he said this. why did they cut to han for like five straight seconds. i know we needed the jealous han reaction but i honest to god thought lando was talking to han

#those were not straight seconds

imthegirlwhowaited:

imadumbassjackasspieceofshit:

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient

tall-butt:

The guy’s impossible to read, don’t even try.

daftqunk:

“I know you have a twin brother. Is he an identical twin brother?”

~~inspired by this post~~

smolperalta:

What did you say?

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