Tag: well

How to be me:

1) refuse to try to get better because you don’t think you can/deserve it
2) think your friends and family only like you because they pity you
3) feel even worse and even further cement your belief that you will never get better
4) live your entire life in utter terror that your friends and family will one day realise you’ll never get better and say “you know what? you’re right, we only ever liked you because we pitied you but you’re right, you’ll never get better and it’s not worth our time and effort” and leave you

70, 77, 82, 90, and erm…. I can’t remember numbers! 3, 22, 35, 38, 54. I hope those aren’t weird!

3. Lucky number

I don’t believe in luck. #edgy

22. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing?

Everything I enjoy doing I already do as my job #blessed #murder #assassination #weapons #blood 

35. Would you sacrifice yourself for the good of everyone else?

Absolutely not, what has “everyone else” ever done for me? I don’t owe them shit.

38. Have you ever gotten sheer joy out of hurting someone else (physically or mentally)? If so, who and why? Did it scare you?

Most of the time I’m paid to kill people I don’t even know but sometimes I get to kill people that owe me money and then that makes me really happy ^^

54. Is there a saying you ascribe to? Is there a saying you think is stupid?

Every saying is stupid, just stop talking altogether.

70. What would be the best possible way you could die?

Huge explosion I didn’t know was going to happen but then it turns out the whole building is rigged by someone who outsmarted me somehow and there’s no way I can get out in time so I just sit down and put up my feet on a table and smirk to myself and then HUGE EXPLOSION

77. What is your idea of paradise?

Chilling with Morlene.

82. Do you like children? Why or why not? How do you react to bratty children? How do you react to children who constantly ask ‘why’? Do you want children? Do you already have children?

I only know one child personally and while they’re cool, my general reaction to other, unknown children is the same as my reaction to most unknown grownups which is removing myself from their vicinity. No thanks. You’re all very annoying and I don’t want to be here.

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