Tag: uncharted thing

shanneibh:

prettyaveragewhiteshark:

Sam Drake: *lies to and maniupulates his long lost baby brother cause he wants to find some treasure, nearly ruins said brother’s fucking marriage, doesn’t give a fuck about the consequences of his selfishness despite repeated reminders that he’s being a dick, almost gets his brother KILLED not once but two whole times, holds a gun to a woman’s head and almost blows her brains out for the sake of covering his lies and bluffing his partner, gets saved and forgiven and STILL goes back for the treasure cause he literally cares about no one and nothing but himself and money, is saved multiple times by the woman he tried the murder in cold blood and Then Has The Fucking Gall To Suggest Leaving Her Behind Once He Is Safe, tries cozying up to said woman, openly rejects doing the right thing because there’s no money in it, is literally the most awful and selfish shitbag alive but makes sarcastic jokes and is a Straight White Man™*

You lot: OMG I LOVE Sam he’s my sweet trash baby uwu he’s so clever and sarcastic but he has a heart ❤️😘😍 of Literal Gold I would die for him he’s my greasy daddy look at his muscley arms wow kill me Samuel Drake no other character is better than you 👅💓💘💞💕💔💚💘❤️💗💜🙌🏻🙏🏻👌🏻👍🏻

I love Sam Drake, but Sam Drake’s an asshole trashbag.