fuckin uhh modern AU i guess, and they meet in a laundromat? im just trying to come up with an excuse as to why i drew this…

✨ kofi link in my bio if you’re feeling generous ✨

I dreamt that I was gonna get another spine surgery :3

And then I played D&D with my sister, her bf, and Jack Black who was playing a lesbian damsel in distress.

lord-kitschener:

I just saw some article about how leg makeup is a summer beauty essential, and that’s how I know we’re in hell! Ladies, it’s your duty to #empower yourself by covering your entire fucking body in a sarcophagus made of contoured concealer ($275.50 from sephora) so that the general public doesn’t end up vomiting en Masse and forever shunning you after being forced to witness how unforgivably disgusting, offensive, ugly, and un-instagrammable your uncovered skin is!!!!!

un4:

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i put a yoghurt in the fridge last friday and since i didnt have dinner last night i brought an apple to work and thought id eat it with my yoghurt but someone FUCKING ATE MY YOGHURT. im a sweet potato and a protein shake away from doing the real iu diet

nightmare: appears
me: finds tiniest enclosed area to sit and rock back and forth in until it goes away

depression tips™

mizfahrenheit:

so-sorry-mom:

iride9scent:

astrologynshit:

rage-quitter:

shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.

moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over.

put on clean, comfortable clothes.

put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.

drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.

clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink.

blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.

make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something.

make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.

go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.

call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.

cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.

Reblog as much as you can

Absolutely helpful. I think I’ve done three or four of these things today, makes you feel better.

I do a lot of these things to cope, very helpful post.

Yes yes yes yes. All of this.

I literally just went to order takeaway to our local restaurant in person because I hate making phone calls. I went there to order it then I came back home and when they call me I’ll go there again by foot to bring it home just to avoid having to order on the phone.

going to a boob exam tomorrow.

i hope they do well ♥

possibly the worst part of having to walk with a crutch is that it puts such a strain on my other leg and my spine that it makes me very sad