lmao
Tag: twitter
VET?
wakeupontheprongssideofthebed:
Dry liquids.
Customer: Whiskey, neat
Me: Haha yeah it sure is
Customer: Margarita on the rocks
Me, heading outside sadly: ok
The bean jar
[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was…. a young boy… my Father… had what he called the bean jar…
uuhh follow me on twitter for more relatable
*crowd cheering and chanting “FU-NNY! FU-NNY! FU-NNY!”* haha thanks guys as i said, this and much much more on my twitter!
A+ can confirm
Merida + Scottish twitter
Jumpscare warning
ALSO IF YOU SEE AN AD WITH THE APPLE BUFFERING ICON WHERE THE SCREEN STARTS TO GLITCH IT’S ANOTHER JUMPSCARE AD FOR THE NUN
You can turn horror movies off in your ad settings on google so that horror movie ads won’t play!!!
Pass Through Fire 