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This was the game that started with Ana, Hanzo, Widow, Torb, Reaper on our side so I went Reinhardt so we at least had one tank but then thought well, fuck it, if my team’s not taking this seriously neither am I, and switched to Symmetra to just have fun. And then we won. Amazing.

I’ve had such bullshit games today, this isn’t even the most annoying thing I did, I had a triple kill while I was on point all on my own with four of the enemy, two currently respawning from that time I baited them with a teleporter. 

I don’t think I ever asked for healing in my life in a clutch situation. No kidding if I do it’s after a team fight in the few seconds we’re together and nobody’s attacking us atm. Healers see when you’re critical they either get there or they don’t, they either give a shit or they don’t, asking for heals won’t make them faster.

D.Va: *has been ferociously protecting me and dealing crazy damage*
McCree: pls Mercy heal and not just the tank
Me: *waits for McCree before the choke*
McCree: *rolls into the middle of everything, dies and leaves me to die*
Me: *respawns and keeps pocketing D.Va*

Playing Mercy on Horizon Lunar Colony, everyone’s sucking the big knobs, so I whip out my gun, take down Torbjörn’s turret, take down Torbjörn, let Winston jump in, follow him in, heal him up along with Sombra and whoever else got in, take down Widow who’s camping from the stairs then we take the point in overtime.

It’s exhausting…

As Zenyatta it’s become my ‘good luck routine’ to spray and then medidate on it before the match starts and it’s always lovely when someone else joins me but Tracer is just the cutest and she sat by me the whole time while I told her to free her mind and how I dreamt that I was a butterfly x)

And then Battle.net user DragonBeast reminding me to not even dare to be happy for my POTG

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Thank you, DragonBeast.

(for the record I said “I rarely ever get potg, yay!”)

(listen, I know this wasn’t even a double kill which… but I mean… it’s kind of an insult to everybody else like how could you not outplay this, we had a Bastion ult, Genji ult, Torbjörn, if a Symmetra play like this got POTG maybe reevaluate how you played? eh??? just an idea?????? eeeeee????)

Also look at my pretty new highlight intro ^^

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

Heres the most passive aggressive thing Ive done in Overwatch. I was Symmetra on Hanamura defence and had my ult up crazy fast and since we were holding really well I put up a shield generator. Give it a few minutes the enemy pushes in. Ya girl Sym has four golds at this point, Im the mifakin dps up in here even tho we gave a bastion a soldier and a junkrat. Anyway my shield generator goes down and in a minute or two we start losing the point. Homegirl Symmetra dies for the first time sitting on a ridiculous 9k damage.

I respawn with a 94% ult and make my way towards the point but halfway there u realise nobodys there and were gonna lose it so i turn back to set up shop on point b.

The motherfucking bastion starts flaming me for not having a tp up. I get called names i fucking hate my life, wonder why i even got into support. Soldier joins in, so does mercy (…) im apparently the sole reason why we list the point.

Quickly i charge up my ult and out of sheer spite……… i put down a teleporter behind the second point. Yup. i turned it towards the wall too. Cause im having fun you know I pkay Symmetra for fun but Im not going to support an asshole team. Ask “pls put down a tp next time” or sg then I can explain i didnt have the time but “bitch symmetra fuck you youre the reason were gonna lose” eeeeh not so much.

Fittingly when I gathered up my ult before the enemy even made it to point b one of them asked “where was the tp????” so i just said “there” when i put it down.

Also we won and i kept my four gold the whole time.