Me: *accepts random person’s group invite from my team to get group bonus*
Random person: *quits before the POTG and XP screens at the end of the game*
Me *quitting group*: NO YOU FUCKING DON’T

Today someone took Symmetra from me and I had to fillpick the healer so I picked Zenyatta but I was so angry I played like a pacifist Zenyatta so I was only harmony-ing and discording but not shooting and we actually held the last point until there was only a minute left (and they capped within the first two minutes), it was pretty spectacular especially since my friend didn’t notice and when I told him he was like what the fuuuuuuuck 😀 But it was actually funny like only I was alive when they capped the first point so I stood by the gate on King’s Row and just… watched x) Then the hog pulled me in and shot me in the face.

What was even funnier is that I was the only one that got a card from my team for like 40+% kill participation hahhahaha 😀

For the record I killed the Lúcio too after this.

Too bad I don’t have a highlight of the motherfucking prediction shot of the century where a riptire was coming for our Bastion on the payload and I fuckkken sniped it from half a map away. Not even mentioning that my shield was right between it and the Bastion but I just yoinked it before it could blow up anyway. It was lush.

Listen I might be in the lowest rank but listen… listen… I thought I was going to be below 500 so I am very satisfied with myself alright? I won like one placement match out of the ten and then the one after that so I am dead chuffed for one.

I just have to do exactly what I did before 100 more times and I’ll have a Symmetra golden gun in no time.