thats right, my middle name is “troublemaker” but also “can’t aim for shit” aaaaand “maybe should stop playing hitscan”
i- i have long middle names, i dont know why my parents gave them to me
thats right, my middle name is “troublemaker” but also “can’t aim for shit” aaaaand “maybe should stop playing hitscan”
i- i have long middle names, i dont know why my parents gave them to me
One of the exactly one time I managed to stick my pulse bomb x)
I got two legendaries today wheeeeee one for Dva and one for Pharah, both of which I wanted but wouldn’t have paid for and I got a POTG as well, noice.

I’m a good zen ^^
if i, a low bronze, could stop getting paired with grandmasters thatd be great
its probably too early to tell but yes, i do think im the next Soon.
that was. the best tracer play. ive ever had. which is not saying a lot. but it was probably the best play ive ever had. top3 for sure. i was tracer on mystery (after i got killed as doomfist in the first ten seconds), we capped point A on volskaya because of me, then they got a bastion so i was like “guys ill try to get bastion” but totally fucked up my ult, then i started flanking the widow but the soldier found me so i had to get out. then i kept looking at this edge on the right, if you know that gap, if you attack it’s on the right, you can make it as most mobile heroes, widow, dva, winston, lucio even, onto these stairs above. but tracer’s blink doesn’t go up except there’s this tiny ledge you can make it onto, and i swear it took me a few tries and recalls but i figured out you can make it in two blinks. i gunned down a hiding ana then i had to get out. i half expected them to start looking at that edge more but nobody was looking there after the ana was brought back
so… the idea was born… i built up my ult (and messed it up again, completely)
so then i built up my ult again and blinked over, waited for my recall and blinks to come back and i had a clear road to blasting bastion into next week but for some reason i got the genji but he took the bastion with him too, then the team comes in, we get the rezzing mercy, our orisa ults, then the enemy ulting soldier dies, then i get healed up by zeny, then we clean up.

BEAM
I love playing games where I hold down the mouse button and people die around me.