Tag: tiaplaysoverwatch

Do you ever see someone else playing your main in your game and you’re just absolutely appalled because they’re doing it so wrong and they should just hand it over to you so you can show ‘em how it’s done.

Me: my ultimate is ready!
Team: …
Me: my ultimate is ready!
Team: …
Me: my ultimate is ready!
Team: …
Me: *uses ult in a clutch situation*
Team: oooh why didn’t you wait to combo with x & y!?!?!?!

Idek but today’s games were nice 🙂 We just did mystery cause we still don’t have all the weekly loot boxes (I’m still missing a win) and I was actually not awful x) Sure there were a few unfortunate comps but I had fun ^^ I was Ana for a bit that was really cool, solo capped like twice that was fun, and had some awesome shots as Hanzo though they were completely by accident. But they were such cool accidents for the killed player their death cam probably looked like fucking… pro Hanzo… it was insane x) 

My favourite things to do in Overwatch:

  • convincing the team to change to the same hero before Mystery Heroes starts
  • when I’m Pharah and blow myself up while fighting someone else, writing “jokes on you i killed myself”
  • or when I’m death-spectating and I see an ult go off writing “jokes on you i died before your ult”
  • its annoying but it entertains me
  • walking up to widows from behind and headshotting them (rarely ever happens, I’m usually the anchor tank so……. it’d be cool if yall could get the Tracer off my ass, thanks)
  • Fortifying when Reinhardt charges me :3
  • zapping past the choke point as Tracer, getting on the objective and watching the enemy team scramble back on defence, thus loosening up the choke for my team
  • fighting a Roadhog as Sombra and throwing the translocator over his head to zap to his other side then once he catches on and tries to expect me on his other side just staying there and emptying my machine pistol into his head
  • Halting people off the map, so satisfying
  • saying “brother/mother no” when Genji or Ana kills me as Hanzo or Pharah
  • dance parties in Skirmish! o/ and then hunting down the sumbitch when someone inevitably kills us all
  • dancing on the other side of the door when the enemy D.va uses her disco or whatever emote outside x)
  • dancing on the objective after a team kill, preferably as Symmetra

when ur sombra and all u wanna do is combo but nobody else is announcing their ult status so u have to be all over flanking and disrupting but u also gotta pay attention to when others ult so you can be there to combo w/ them

So far my experiences as a healer include me boosting the tank that’s pushing on their own because the rest of the team is in four different directions trying to flank and all of them are spamming “I need healing” behind four walls half a map away from me.