Tag: tiaplaysoverwatch

Yesterday on the Hollywood map there was a teammate, I don’t even know what he played, but he wrote in the chat “Lucio can you heal?” and I was, you know, trying but I also don’t want to leave the payload alone (plus I was fillpicking, I was gonna DPS but nobody else picked heals so…), we were defending so I wrote “I don’t know, I haven’t tried it yet” and my friends, one of which was spectating were like “no, Lucio’s not a healer, that’s Ana or Mercy” like constantly taking the piss on this guy. When I died protecting the team against a D.Va ult they were like “oh looks like Lucio CAN heal” so I said “it was an accident, it won’t happen again” and the first guy was like okay okay enough, I got it.

In the end we won easily before the first checkpoint and I got three golds for obj kill, time, and heals which are pretty good golds for a support, so I just went “heals were awful this round, guys, I don’t want to point fingers but… Roadhog, you let us all down, think you could share summa that sometime?” and the dude was like “sorry I should’ve switched” listen I KNOW it’s not funny when I’m telling it but it was funny then and you know it wasn’t bming what the guy did but it was kinda passive aggressive and I just liked it how we turned it into a joke which the guy got in on as well, it was a nice experience, it was 10/10 I’d win again.

You will notice that my strategy as Zenyatta involves just sort of… just… shooting… at anything that’s even remotely red. Is a teammate red? Shoot them too! I’ll shoot that stop sign too if I have to!

Ugh I hate it when my team says “EZ” and the likes in the chat after we win. I hate it when anyone says it but when we win it’s just like… embarrassing. First of all they usually say it when the game wasn’t easy at all to make themselves feel less insecure cause they really weren’t sure we’d win, secondly they also say it to piss off the other team and neither of those are characteristics of a nice person sooooooooooooo stfu

Tank on our team: Rox, pick tank
Me, a Zenyatta: we don’t have a healer/support or a DPS, I’ll do well I promise
Tank: I’ll report u for throwing
Tank: *spends the whole game spamming for heals*
Our team: *literally has zero deaths across the board*
Me: *has five gold medals*

I like playing with people who don’t care if we win or lose 😀 Don’t get me wrong I love playing with my usual group but they always get so angry at losing and I’m like… I just want to fuck around sometimes, not throw or anything but like not concentrate on being super good all the time and getting hits and kills and stuff. I just want to try out new things I’ll probably fail at. Like attack Widow, I love being attack Widow. I’m shit at it but I have a ton of fun trying but my group fucking hates attack Widows and will literally start bming if a bad attack Widow doesn’t switch off like… pls….

Oh man… I love playing support these days but since I’m usually playing tank I just feel so unsafe with anyone else on tank because nobody’s protecting me. I was Zenyatta for most of today’s games and there was this Rein and I was like perfect, I can get those boosted snipes from behind them and they barely had their shield up! And then on another Nepal map they were off to the side alone on the right of the choke while I was alone on point against a Winston.

Like…

Buddy…

Let’s not even talk about the Hanzo who was spamming heals from behind a wall while the rest of the team was on the choke trying to hold back the push. Plus I was floating back from spawn cause SOMEONE *glares at Rein* wasn’t protecting me.