peacefully:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

idk i like picking taller ppl up to instill fear in their hearts

like i know the fireman carry is designed SPECIFICALLY for this but nothing make a 200+ pound 6 ft tall man question everything he thought he knew about the world like me saying “no seriously ill pick you up right now” and him laughing until he’s in the air. then it’s just fear and confusion.

YO KID my brother weights what u do and i can pick him up- don’t u joke i’m shorter than u and I’ll pick u up! 😀 Mwahahaha!

You’re on, my friend 😀