Call me a piece of shit but I’m really hoping warriormale gets outed as problematic because I’m tired of seeing every unfunny motherfucker in this site mentioning him or @‘ing him because we already know what he’s going to say “thanks for the respect train and fight warriormale” like it’s effortless humour.
The replies of this post just fuel my desire to see warriormale outed as child porn ring leader or something.
dude…
what the fuck
“i hope this person who isn’t hurting anyone turns out to be hurting people”
you can still radiate light if you’re sad. you can still be kind and soft-hearted if you’re a bit cynical. you don’t need to be the happiest person to make someone else’s day better.
no u dont. You dont want to have to drive an hour just to get some McDonalds. There is nothing to do here and everyone is racist. My neighbour’s chickens got stolen last week
idk i like picking taller ppl up to instill fear in their hearts
like i know the fireman carry is designed SPECIFICALLY for this but nothing make a 200+ pound 6 ft tall man question everything he thought he knew about the world like me saying “no seriously ill pick you up right now” and him laughing until he’s in the air. then it’s just fear and confusion.
Man human imprinting is crazy. My friend’s roomba zoomed by me and I got this intense urge to reach down and pat it. Like it’s just a machine? But it’s a good boy? It spends all day cleaning and sleeping and exploring the house and never complains and it’s just so good little robot? Pet robot?? Pet the robot????? Why am I like this???
When I bought my roomba the lady at the store told me that if it breaks within warranty and I send it back to the manufacturer, I can request that they fix and send back the same roomba instead of just sending back a new one. I gave her a confused look and she explained that people get attached to Their Roomba and don’t want them to just be replaced because they’re like part of the family. Humans are pretty great.
have you ever thought about how many people think about you? it’s so bizarre. imagine someone, out of the blue, thinking of your face. something happens; they remember you. your favorite song, how you dress, the way you talk, the look in your eyes when you are happy. they remember that about you, even if you haven’t seen each other in years. everything in life is a reminder of a person, a place, a moment. you may think you’ve forgotten, but you haven’t.
Pass Through Fire 