Tag: taz thing

kravkalackin:

Fact:

Barry Bluejean’s famous ‘Are You Afraid?’ question came from trying to say ‘are you okay?’ and ‘don’t be afraid’ to the boys at the same time, but he’s a nervous disaster of a man and just had to roll with it 

good taz things

radrobe:

spellslots:

  1. taako’s sincere voice
  2. that time when carey thought magnus was hitting on her and she was like “you’re not my……. cup of tea” and mag was like “i know you’re gay” and made her a ring
  3. it ended on episode 69, which is the sex number
  4. lup was looking after her dumbass brother and the first thing she did when she could talk to him was kinkshame him
  5. angus mcdonald, boy detective
  6. the moon base, home to the bureau of balance and also fantasy costco and the chug n squeeze
  7. the form of transport between the planet and the not-really-the-moon moon is cannons
  8. the lack of description of garfield the deals warlock, leading to most fanart of him being garfield the cat
  9. when lup made the umbra staff, which justin knew would become an icon of his character, taako made fun of her for looking like a clown
  10. lup is arguably the coolest character and she’s trans
  11. all the gays
  12. boyland’s 400 sons and 13 daughters and unknown number of wives and husbands
  13. the big enemy is basically vore
  14. team sweet flips, which is 2 lesbians and a robot who is also probably lesbian
  15. abraca-fuck-you
  16. merle has completely forgotten that kravitz was responsible for the loss of his arm and continues to blame magnus
  17. magnus eating the philosopher’s stone
  18. everyone just assumed that the reason tres horny boiz could resist the relics was bc they were dumb as hell
  19. they almost always refuse to take anything seriously, but when they are serious… oh boy
  20. garyl the binicorn
  21. klarg just wants to drink tea with taako
  22. characters such as tom bodett (who is every citizen of rockport), della reese (a powerful angel), and clint mcelroy (the embezzling janitor)
  23. taako wore a skirt and the other boys kept trying to make it a Man Skirt™ but justin was like “no dudes it’s just a skirt”
  24. merle switched gods and clint immediately forgot who his previous god was
  25. “taako went on a date with death” “[you hear a very familiar voice that makes you so happy but you don’t know why] is it kravitz?” “you’re dating the grim reaper??” “i love you, taako” “i saw my boyfriend” “my boyfriend is death”
  26. the way the boys get so invested in the npcs
  27. all of the antagonists are so good (magic brian, jenkins, sloane, kravitz, the purple worm, lydia & edward, john hunger) (actually fuck lydia & edward. jenkins also is kinda shitty. of course the hunger isn’t great exactly. but yeah magic b, sloane, krav, and that bigass worm are all wonderful and gay)
  28. the ipre, aka nasa but with wizards
  29. griffin’s elevator fetish
  30. it’s me, taako. you know, from tv?
  31. taako’s relationship with paloma. his disappointment when he was tryin to talk about baking and she was like “uhhhhhhhhhhhhh scone magic”. him calling her the oldest woman he had ever seen.
  32. the cleric never heals anyone but damn he can make people tell the truth
  33. the whole thing actually

feel free to add on

34. barry and lups absolutely beautiful duet
35. fisher’s love for magnus’ duck carvings, how important they are overall
36. magnus: gives the director a coupon for 1 free backrub.
      lucretia: this is the nightmare scenario
37. beautiful god damned music???
38. “im gonna smooch your fuckin’ face off, babe.”
39. lup, in a very sincere moment: “i just,,, look forward to when i can get my 15 dollars back from greg fucking gramaldis”
40. upsy your lifting friend

Good good OOC TAZ things

androgynosaurus:

because the fact this thing was made by three nerd brothers and their nerd dad is a cornerstone of what makes it so great

  • Griffin introducing an NPC and instantly going ‘shit I have to come with a voice’
  • Griffin coming up with a voice and then instantly retconning it because he hates it
  • The boys’ derisive yet affectionate mockery of their dad’s horrendously out of date pop culture jokes
  • Clint’s horrendously out of date pop culture jokes
  • The use of nicknames (Juice, Griffy, Ditto etc.)
  • The unironic use of the word ‘Daddy’
  • Justin growing outrage at everyone else’s lack of character voices
  • One of the players suggesting something really stupid and Griffin’s deadpan voice saying ‘you die instantly’
  • Something bad happens/is about to happen and you just hear Travis go ‘well tits’
  • ‘which celebrity would you say this new NPC most resembles?’
  • Some dope plot twist occurs and one or more players breaks character to congratulate Griffin on how dope it is
  • Justin laughing so hard it sounds like he’s dying
  • Someone trying to surreptitiously open a bag of snacks but it ruins the audio and everyone else yells at them
  • Clint never knowing what dice to roll
  • One or more of them bursting into song
  • Someone making a hella good attack roll and Griffin going ‘holy shit’
  • ‘You’ve solved my [X] puzzle!’
  • Someone does some crazy-ass stunt and it works and the others start cheering and clapping

beeau:

i’m finally re-listening to the adventure zone and the fantastic line “the railsplitter passes through the tree like a baseball bat passing through a ghost” finally made me realize that griffin mcelroy is the next douglas adams

kravkalackin:

so i know that amnesty is supposed to be about half the length of balance, but i’m not too sure how much i trust griffin ‘Stolen Century Will Be Two Episodes And I Swear This Battlewagon Race Is Ending Soon’ mcelroy on that