The Adventure Zone AKA A Sci-Fi Wearing A Very Convincing Fantasy Hat

Magnus: this is so sad, Fisher play EGGBABE

i think the basic difference between taz and cr is best illustrated by how they both handle zone of truth

in cr you have to tell the truth, but you can choose to not answer

in taz you are compelled to tell as many truths as you can get out, question-relevant or not

umbraastaff:

remember when taako let magnus borrow the umbrastaff to use its featherfall charge and lup essentially went “no fuck you” and left magnus up in a tree

Moonlighting – Chapter Two

hotdiggetyshit:

Magnus: Do you know anything about this umbrella?

Griffin: [The Director] looks it over

thewayoftheleaf:

Griffin: Wow, I can’t believe I spent three years and over 70 episodes carefully weaving a beautiful tapestry of narrative that was lighthearted and funny but also beautifully touching and inspirational while wrangling my dickhead family into line and also doing all the editing and music composition. I hope you all understand that I need to take a vacation so we’re gonna do some mini-arcs for a while so I can have a break from DMing 🙂 🙂 🙂

Griffin, literally four (4) episodes later: Alright give me my fucking podcast back I thought of season 2

timeforlupsopinion:

dajo42:

i love that everybody draws merle highchurch in hawaiian shirts and stuff when like mechanically speaking he has chain mail

like merle is based on a starter set hill dwarf cleric, which comes equipped with chain mail

but drawing him in hawaiian shirts is fantastic because it makes it really weird that he has 18AC

it’s a hawaiian shirt made of chainmail

Masterpost

kamen-apple:

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/pass-throughfire/174893646142/tumblr_onna7vryam1retf73?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://pass-throughfire.tumblr.com/post/174893646142/audio_player_iframe/pass-throughfire/tumblr_onna7vryam1retf73?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fpass-throughfire%2F174893646142%2Ftumblr_onna7vryam1retf73

astrobstrd:

Mashup of the Wonderland theme from The Suffering Game and Run Away With Me by Carly Rae. (Made by Jonathan Biegen)

God this goes so fucking hard

birdthanyhawke:

I think my actual favorite quote in all of The Adventure Zone is,

“A witch kissed me and cursed me so that anytime anyone yells a secret word, I have to attend to their every need. And that word is my fucking name, Jenkins.”