podcast characters: duck newton (the adventure zone: amnesty)
I want to keep living, hell, I got a boat to finish, I got a cat to feed, I— this isn’t me! I mean, I’m not— I’ll admit that I’m— I mean, I’m tougher than your average— I was going to say bear, but I mean, that’s technically, I guess, still accurate, but I mean, really think about this for a second. I mean, walk through with me. we could sit here and make all the plans we want, and then we go out into the forest, right, and we find it, and then it sees me and I see it, and then I rear back and— what the fuck finishes that sentence? seriously! what do I do, do I run up and punch it in its stomach? am I gonna spin kick it? what is my— what exactly is the plan here that your buddy— I sure am— I’m kinda hard to kill, but, you know, I— I’m not exactly, you know, packin’ heavy artillery over here!
Pass Through Fire 