“I’m worth five dollars?”
“Five million.”
“I only make 40,000 a year! Maybe I should kill myself.”
Tag: suicide mention
July 14th, the hit YA bestseller that includes iconic quotes like
“Bury my ball when you’re done.”
“That’s not why I was being a poopyhead.”
“Ain’ no sucker bitch can penetrate our fort of dreams.”“The upper half is just Soda.”
“He looked like a douchebag.”“She didn’t look crushed by Eve’s reluctance to apologize.”
“We’ve got a motherfucking pulse!”
“In a hundred words or less you can’t come because I said so.”
“Setting the station on fire would never have worked so we moved onto the manned battering ram.”
“Feels like I’ve lost a testicle.”“Fucking wind and fucking sleet, fucking freezin’ on the ground.“
Aw ^^ We have fun here in July 14th 🙂
And who can forget these classic knee-slappers :DDDDDDDDDDDD
“I can’t fix it! I can’t fix it. I can’t…”
“I found it difficult to wrap my head around losing you the same way.”
“I can’t talk to you while you’re looking at me. Just the sight of you makes me sick. And the fact that it’s not your fault makes me want to put a gun in my mouth and God help me, if I find one I’ll do it.”
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Hilarious!
