evan rachel wood is a golden globe & emmy nominated actress talking to grammy nominated dj khaled about eating pussy i literally love taurus season

What does foreplay have to do with a girl being wet? Why is that a man’s responsibility? It’s their vagina.. We can’t control that…

chessys:

please don’t have sex

thebeachboys:

wiseaufilmsofficial:

what the fuck

god bless

black–twitter:

dainesanddaffodils:

Sex is a lot like DnD. It’s collaborative, major choices are decided by dice rolls, Matthew Mercer is there.

my poor co-worker keeps wanting to make conversation with me based on hot guys she lusts after, how am i supposed to explain to her that im a sex-repulsed Bi who has 911 on speed dial just in case i ever see a Male in real life?

hyperboul:

unscriptedindulgence:

stability:

size of the donut hole through the years (Via keepfilming)

Interesting. Reverse the chart and it’s my asshole through the years.

why would you comment that

If you could grow an extra body part, what would it be and why?

theproblematicblogger:

spreadworldpeace:

theproblematicblogger:

Probably a heart because lots of people need heart transplants and not too many are available and I could give it to someone.

fuck that id grow another arm so I can jerk off while playing Assassins Creed Brother Hood

Is it too late to change my answer

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