thepamdeathforgot:

sexy-cryptkeeper:

miraculer:

@wallmaker-dm

This is Christie Erasure and I will not stand for it

babe i knew you would see it and also it’s funnier to link puns to people who hate them

studyable:

Did you know? Type O Blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to the lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread and is now called Type “O” blood. I guess you could call it a typo.

I showed this to my bio professor and she cried

snagerdragon:

6ayonetta:

6ayonetta:

6ayonetta:

amazon bring me….my child

SON???????????

He’s ok just wrinkly

he was vacuum
sealed

How do you measure the quality a of pun? With a sighsmograph

copperbadge:

This shook me, Anon.

heartgf:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

china, 2500 years ago:

guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water

guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..

leaves.

elijahelegia:

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

justbadpuns:

A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no

Character Creation

yourplayersaidwhat:

Dm: “Let me get this straight, you want to play an undead bard?”

Me: “his name is Dead Sheeran”

tharook:

frowningfoxbones:

A Blood Mage goblin, or a “Hemogoblin”, if you will.

I will not.