I’ve been trying to leave Rome for a few weeks now, but all their roads have this weird design flaw

transeldritch:

did you know you can measure the happiness of certain japanese demons in pepperoni

Pep Per Oni

heedra:

if you really want to fuck a vampire then i’d say you’re down for the count

damn thats a lot of notes and a lot of vampire fuckers, i guess its time to raise the stakes

rebelmeg:

pr1nceshawn:

Punny Signs.

This sign maker deserves a raise.

howler32557038:

punceuponatime:

When you’re gay in your house with nobody else you’re homolone

Not me, I’m all bi myself

infowithattitude:

It’s been a while

I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals

sweaterkittensahoy:

allteenhumor:

I M LIVID

Everyone go home. Puns are done.

colorstormx:

colorstormx:

ghosts don’t have gender

they’re nonbooinary

whitepeopletwitter:

VET?

mymanic:

Fuck this is the funniest thing ever