if you see two d.vas going at it in overwatch, leave them the fuck alone. they’ve most likely gone through four mechs and recalls already. it’s a pride thing.
#NoOffense but anyone else think its a little problematic that you kill people (including teenage girls and endangered animals) in ‘overwatch’ and nobody questions or bats an eyelash at what theyre doing im just saying
Why are yall ignoring this lmao… too afraid to admi that you like something thats frankly kinda fucked up?
winston killed my family and stole my college tuition
Torbjorn set up a turret in front of my son’s room so that if he ever leaves it he’ll die
Symmetra set up all her turrets the hallway leading to my garage and now I can’t drive anywhere without going through the car wash
Roadhog saw me buying ham at the grocery store and he hooked me through 6 aisles and a starbucks
Sombra changed my wifi password and she won’t tell me what it is
Junkrat lit my lawn on fire and called me a cunt
Genji stabbed me in the chest screaming something about his brother then anime-ran away
Reaper set my alarm clock to Papa Roach and I can’t change it
OP is prime Anti right here n im dying
Hanzo is constantly perching on my roof ready to scatter arrow me in the legs whenever i come out the front door
McCree stun fan the hammered me while I was just trying to walk to the bus station
Zarya won’t stop benchpressing my car and is making me an hour late to work
Doomfist levelled my apartment and wont stop calling me @ 2:30am to ask if my fridge is running
Mercy stole all the food in my pantry and replaced it with bandaids. we are so hungry
Mei froze all my ramen and called me a cuck.
D.va broke all my soulcalibur records and replaced every snack in my pantry with her own brand stuff
zenyatta didn’t do anything, but i slipped on one of his balls like a fuckin dumbass so jot that down in the record
Pharah shot a concussion blast at my feet and knocked me into oncoming traffic
No Limits Capture The Flag: Everybody just picks
Torbjorn every single time. Nobody ever wins. Everybody just camps the
flag until they get kicked for inactivity.
Super Mystery Heroes: You don’t just switch heroes
on death. You switch heroes at irregular intervals, while still alive,
while doing literally anything. You still lose your ultimate charge
every time you switch.
Peace Be Upon You: On Nepal Shrine, both teams are
placed in one single communication channel, and must politely explain
why they think their team deserves to capture the point.
Animal Crossing: PVE. You’re given a house, which
you must maintain, and you are expected to perform daily miscellaneous
tasks for Winston, who gives you money and furniture in return. The
money isn’t transferable to the hero gallery. The furniture is. A new
section is added where you can equip each hero with a unique couch.
im just saying
Pass Through Fire 