overwatch twitter all but just confirmed there will be a retribution animated short during the second match of the overwatch league tonight
if gabriel motherfucking reyes is animated on my screen tonight you may never hear from me again because I probably ascended to some higher plane of existence
Listen. I’m gonna level with you. I’m gonna be straight with you. I’m gonna be up front about this.
I already don’t know what Overwatch is. There’s a gorilla and some lesbians and guns but yall never play the gorilla I don’t know. And then sometimes if that wasn’t bad enough sometimes you go and just invent new Overwatches. Like just when I’m getting a handle on what “Junkrat kin discourse” is yall show up with “This is my new OC her name is Grandma Sniper” and then SHE’S part of the Overwatchers. “This is Swedish Beefcake” could yall? not?? I still don’t know what a Hanzo is. I know it’s an insult but I don’t know what it means.
“This is my new doctor OC she hangs out with Angela Mercy her name is Moriarty” yall are just making things up now. no one’s explained the gorilla yet. put the doctor away yall already have like a fucking half angel or something. stop just adding characters to the cast i still dont know what the plot is. whats the plot?? no one ever talks about the plot i just know Soldier 69 and his best friend Anakin Skywalker had a fight about something. is there a plot??? i dont think there is!
I’m pretty sure yall are just playing Super Smash Bros and you’re like “yeah uh huh theres a plot theres lore see Grandma Sniper used to be part of Overwatch the Prequel” but then yall just play 10,000 hours of SSB with 18 Grandma Snipers on the field and two Junkrats going “yeah deep lore”
Whos. Whos even the Turgbjorn guy? What did he do??
Honestly, looks nice to me. Jonny Cruz doesn’t speak portuguese, and our language is one of most difficult languages of the world. He showed an interest in learning portuguese to, at least, give Lucio new lines in portuguese, and for me, it was really cool. I know that Blizzard had the option to put the Daniel Muller’s lines (the Brazilian voice actor of Lúcio), but I think giving Jonny the chance to dub Lúcio in Portuguese is an important step. I hope Jonny keep working on his portuguese and, maybe in future, dub again and improve the lines.
And people, PLEASE, don’t compare Jonny Cruz and Carolina Ravassa because she speaks portuguese. Carolina is colombian, she speaks spanish, she lived in Brazil and it’s easier for a spanish speaker to learn to speak portuguese than a english speaker because both portuguese and spanish are latin languages.
Obrigada.
His prononciation is much much better than I would have expected. The only ones I can notice he doesn’t speak portuguese are “obrigado” (”thank you”, in which he rolls his tongue a bit too much in the “bri” part, not in the video above) and “fala tu” (”speak yo”, one of the hellos, in which he puts the strength of it in “la” when it should have been in “tu”). Everything else he says perfectly (I’m AMAZED at the ulti. That is NOT an easy line to say. At all.) He even has a Rio accent for some of those, they sound really really good and in-character. “Valeu” (”thanks”, not in the video above) sounds exactly like what I would expect from someone from Rio!
current mood is sabyeolbe telling kephrii to his face that he hates him because he’s a bad person and forcing him to agree while disguising it as banter
Pass Through Fire 