Yes but have you heard the little flapping sound McCree’s flip-flops are making cause fucking hell x)

After two months of playing Overwatch

• I’m not particularly good with anyone and since my game loads really slowly I usually fillpick and it’s usually the healer but I don’t mind it too much 🙂
• I play Symmetra when I want to have fun, she’s the most fun hero there is tbh with Mei being a close second
• also Sombra and Tracer when you just want to be an annoyance
• Zenyatta’s fun too but a big responsibility when you don’t have a second healer and people are rude as fuuuuuck “Rox do u even discord, Rox use harmony” dude buddy if you’re two walls away from me and there are bad guys between us I’m not gonna throw myself in there just to get to you for heals
• what is tracking?
• Zenyatta’s a lot of multitasking cause you gotta watch everybody’s positioning but for some reason nobody thinks to watch your positioning
• which is why people who come to the edge and doorways for heals are my favourite ♥
• Orisa’s still my fave tank but she’s a nightmare if your supports suck (which I guess is most tanks but since I usually play Orisa that’s my input lol)
• I’m okay with D.Va but I realised I don’t like playing her. She’s only fun when she ults and a fairly potent team can fuck with her so easily, hell I can ruin a D.Va’s day with a Lúcio, easily, and she can FLY
• King of the Hill suuuuuuuuuucks my favourites are the hybrid maps tbh
• I’ll never hitscan, I just can’t, I’m sry
• I know Jeff Kaplan has a hardon for environmental kills but also I feel like the importance of non-ult kills should be cranked up when calculating POTG’s you know? like a D.Va takes out three guys with her ult that’s not as spectacular as a uhm, let’s say a Zenyatta dealing headshots and getting a triple kill, you know what I mean? I don’t know why I brought up Zenyatta as an example haha 🙂
• I never landed a charged shot in my life
• self-burning teams are the best
• having an Ana on your team is constant anxiety that she’ll nanoboost you and then you’ll have to perform or you’ll waste it forever and you get banned for being a bad grandchild
• being an Ana on the other hand and having a nanoboost is just constantly cackling like “who am I going to do this to?”
• never Genji
• fuck Genjis fucking grasshopper dick
• my fave meta is grouping up
• being a healer is just 90% dying to a flanker and seeing four CRITICALs on your screen when you respawn
• I’m not a salty Zeny main I’m not
• I’m not
• Doomfists and McCrees aren’t even nearly as big a threat as I originally thought they would be
• buff Winston
• nerf Bastion pUT A COOLDOWN ON HIS DAMN TURRET MODE
• I’m not…. not salty
• nope
• I respect and fear all Zaryas