don’t forget to spoil him too. open his car door, order him the steak and pay for the bill. give him forehead kisses and reach for his hand in the car. let him fall asleep on your chest and play with his hair until he falls asleep. spoil ya man.
Tag: oh man
oh my god ive been dealing with jaw pain the whole day and i just got some antibiotics and the pain is starting to subside i did not get any sleep last night and we have to get up early tomorrow but holy shit im about to sleep i cant wait finally
I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome.
my favorite video game joke is referring to main characters as the game name like “there goes halo!” “hey it’s john bioshock!” because too-serious gamer dudes will never think you’re joking for some reason
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Pass Through Fire 