1. An orgasm
2. Attention
3. $50,000
Tag: nsfw text
wildest argument against climate change i’ve ever heard
no thanks
outta my way gayboy i’m boutta get it
my identity has been stolen
mood
Reblog if you’re a little internet friend who finds this funny
A compilation of the best headlines thus far…
im still not sure whether i wanna peg yasha as a lesbian or a bi lady but either way she ain’t straight
I read this and the first thing I saw was “i wanna peg yasha” and I was about to call the fucking police I’m such a dumbass
no that’s right too
my condolences to anyone who slept with kyle
i am absolutely shrieking
“I was serious, but I was also on drugs.” describes like the past five years of my life
