do you ever get up at 3am to watch critical role and end up finding your dog missing and then walk down the street to find your dog then hear your dog barking way back up the street so you run back to find your dog in your neighbour’s yard and then have to lift the dog over the spiky fence and then get your face kicked in by the dog so you fall but your favourite cardigan is caught in the spike so you rip it when you fall a whole metre down to the ground which is haha no big deal except youve got a spine injury right so you manage to fall on your side but your left ankle twists and then pops back into place and you dropped your fucking stupid dog who is fine because his fat ass caught the fall and he takes off down the street and you have to get back home to see if you broke your ankle cause your dog wont fucking come when you call so you wake up your mum whos slow to get up so you stand up on your aching ankle and get on your bike cause you love this dog way more than he fucking loves you and you bike down the street and you find his stupid ass outside the local bakery so you dump the bike and grab the dog and drag him back except youre crying because your ankle hurts and your back hurts and your fAVOURITE CARDIGAN IS RUINED and then you leash your dog and you cry because youre so relieved your ungrateful ass dog is found and then you limp back to where you dumped your bike and sit under a fence for ten minutes because your ankle hurts so much and then somehow you bike back home and see your ankle is swollen af because your stupid dog broke not just your heart but your ankle too and ripped your FAVOURITE CARDIGAN
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does that ever happen to any of you guys?
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