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foulmouthedliberty:

srsfunny:

Two Teddy Bears, Many Years Later

“Real isn’t how you are made,’ said the Skin Horse. ‘It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real.’

‘Does it hurt?’ asked the Rabbit.

‘Sometimes,’ said the Skin Horse, for he was always truthful. ‘When you are Real you don’t mind being hurt.’

‘Does it happen all at once, like being wound up,’ he asked, ‘or bit by bit?’

‘It doesn’t happen all at once,’ said the Skin Horse. ‘You become. It takes a long time. That’s why it doesn’t happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”
Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit

ugly sobbing 

Truly one of the best children’s books ever written.

gazebo-party:

haiku-robot:

akamine-chan:

phantomofthebookstore:

dragonastra:

jasperzilla:

moose-shampoo:

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

You missed some of the best ones

the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean. It’s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean.

But i mean, look at it. It’s a bean.

How could you forget this one though

I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR.

i had no fucking
idea that the bean was created
by anish kapoor


^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Not it related but still precious

did-you-kno:

The perfect length of time to be on
vacation is 8 days. Your health and
wellness levels rise rapidly while on
vacation, but they peak on the 8th day
and return to baseline within your first
week back no matter how long you’re
gone. Because lengthier vacations
don’t seem to make a difference,
experts say the key to improved
overall satisfaction is to take more
vacations, not longer ones.
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airagorncharda:

petralemaitre:

derryderrydown:

bomberqueen17:

bedbugsbiting:

My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.

I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”

I searched and searched for the post this graphic was from, and the OP deactivated, but I kept the graphic, because my BFF does the same thing, uses her imagination to come up with the worst pain she can imagine and pegs her “10″ there, and so is like, well, I’m conscious, so this must be a 5, and then the doctors don’t take her seriously. (And she then does things like driving herself to the hospital while in the process of giving birth. Probably should have called an ambulance for that one!)

So I found this and sent it to her. Because this is what they want to know: how badly is this pain affecting you? Not on a scale of “nothing” to “how I’d imagine it’d feel if bears were eating my still-living guts while I was on fire”. 

I hate reposting stuff, but I’ll never find that post again and OP is deactivated, so, here’s a repost. I can delete this later, i just wanted to get it to you and I can’t embed images in a chat or an ask. 

This is possibly why it took several weeks to diagnose my fractured spine.

Pain Scale transcription:

10 – I am in bed and I can’t move due to my pain. I need someone to take me to the emergency room because of my pain.

9 – My pain is all that I can think about. I can barely move or talk because of my pain.

8 – My pain is so severe that it is difficult to think of anything else. Talking and listening are difficult.

7 – I am in pain all the time. It keeps me from doing most activities.

6 – I think about my pain all of the time. I give up many activities because of my pain.

5 – I think about my pain most of the time. I cannot do some of the activities I need to do each day because of the pain.

4 – I am constantly aware of my pain but can continue most activities.

3 – My pain bothers me but I can ignore it most of the time.

2 – I have a low level of pain. I am aware of my pain only when I pay attention to it.

1 – My pain is hardly noticeable.

0 – I have no pain.

It’s also really important to get this kind of scale to people who have chronic pain, because chronic pain drastically lowers your perception of how “bad” any kind of pain actually is, and yet something like this pain scale is extremely user friendly. 

For example, if someone asked me how much pain I’m in at any given time, I’d say hardly any, and yet I’m apparently at a chronic 2.5, and it only goes up from there depending on the day. 

There’s also a similarly useful “Fatigue Scale”

how does it being illegal to not store prescription medications in the orange pill bottle work with things like weekly pill organizers?

gingerautie:

thisisclemfandangocanyouhearme:

gingerautie:

slatestarscratchpad:

I don’t think people think these laws through or enforce them. I think it’s mostly just so that if they see someone carrying a ziploc bag full of Oxycontin to the local sketchy street corner, they have one more charge to pin on them.

Do you not get all your pills in blister packs in the US? I’ve literally never got any medication ever in orange bottles – I thought those were only in films?

Wouldn’t it be worryingly easy just to put anything in a bottle? Switching out people’s meds, pretending your illegal stuff is heart meds or some shit?

No, in the US we get bottles. Honestly, I prefer it – every time I get my month’s prescriptions here (in the UK), I think how much waste it produces needlessly. I hadn’t considered it in terms of someone swapping them, but people can do that if you’ve removed them to put in pill organisers, anyway…

True, but at least you know what it is when you get them? And that no one could have mixed them up by accident or tampered with them.

You can easily see how many you’ve taken from a pack, and it’s a lot of effort to take lots out at once, which seems like it would reduce impulsive suicide attempts. 

Pill bottles seem weirdly anachronistic, IDK.

bubblesthewaterbender:

gelfling:

cockyhorror:

rosie-girl:

gotitforcheap:

this is so wild, this guy thought his landlord was going into his house and leaving him post-it notes but he just had an extreme case of carbon monoxide poisoning 

Modern ghost story

Did reddit save this dudes life

What the fuck

NO BUT I READ THIS WHOLE THING ONCE.

he got the CO detector out, saw that it was in dangerous levels (there was a problem with an underground parkade in his building, iirc), calmly went “shit”, and went to the hospital. If he didn’t get that advice, he would most likely be dead now.

The best part? He didn’t get a webcam app or anything. He just made a folder, called it Webcam, and called it a night in his carbon monoxide induced delirium.

This is honestly one of my favorite Reddit stories.