sugarykitties:

smolgingerpirate:

thepolyglotdream:

p-y-w-t:

why do russians end their sentences with) while texting. ??

Yeah I was wondering the same thing! Can anyone explain?

ooh i’m glad to explain this!
see this smiling face 🙂 ? well! in Russia we somehow ended up not using the eye part. so if someone texts you with lots of “))“s in the end of their message, they are just trying to be friendly and smile!
same with (, if a russian person ends their message like that((, it means they are sad. hope that helped!)

#russians dont have eyes

seras-sanctum:

cisco-imfineashell-ramon:

dramatic-mechanic-fanatic:

cameronesposito:

Moments after @rheabutcher banned me from cutting butternut squash bc it’s “too dangerous.”

This is the “you need to boil the water for instant noodles” couple. Who’s going to volunteer and teach them how to cook safely and and efficiently?

Me, walking up to a gay couple: so which one of you tries to heat up noodles without adding water and which one of you breaks out the toolbox to slice vegetables?

Okay but I work with professional chefs and that’s how they do it

fishcustardandclintbarton:

Just fyi

  • The royal wedding is costing us taxpayers approx. £32million.
  • The homeless of Windsor have been removed from the town, but ‘well wishers’ have been allowed to sleep on the pavement of the last few days.
  • The homeless have also had all their belongings, literally everything they own, taken from them, only to be given back after the wedding.
  • Some of the people camping out actually have bought and paid for hotel rooms sitting empty, but the press are still calling them ‘brave souls’ for sleeping out on the street.
  • A lot of Windsor’s homeless are ex service men and women.
  • The death of 10 teens in Santa Fe and the plane crash in Cuba have barely been mentioned on the news this morning.