mediocre young adult – Page 9

im going to cry how do i crosffade text in photoshop? ;____; i swear ive done it before but only when i didnt mean to and thus i dont actually no how to dewittttttttttt

hmmm im gonna try to make this painful gifset but its hard cause critical role is very horizontally long and i think im trying to make square gifs?

So I want to learn how to draw and one of the things I read you can do is draw a shape for a really long time over and over again every day to develop better hand-eye coordination and spatial awareness and shit, and it just said to draw a circle for an hour a day which seems dumb but I don’t know anything so I wanted to do it but then I was like when the fuck am I gonna find the time to just draw a circle over and over again for an hour and the answer is wHILE PHOTOSHOP IS FUCKING RENDERING MY SHIT

I dreamt that Matt was DM’ing me and a group of people but we were also physically in the story doing the stuff we were saying we were doing, it was trippy af but really cool.

There was a bird in our bathroom just now! I went in to pee and I saw something circle above my head so I put a blanket on my head cause I thought it was a bat first and I yelled for my mum who opened the door (for me mostly) but then the bird got out so I got out too, I closed the door behind me (and pulled up my pants o_o) and then we closed all the doors to the other rooms and I opened the entry door and leashed my dog so it wouldn’t come in or start chasing the bird and then we waited until the bird got out a few moments later x) I wonder how it got in, I mean it could only be through either the door which is only open when we’re standing right there, or the kitchen window but then it would’ve needed to go through the kitchen, the entrance room, and then get inside the bathroom without anyone noticing it and that could only be way after I got home cause I was in the bathroom many times today and my mum spent the first half of the day in the kitchen.

So weird o_o

Godspeed, little redstart.

Client: wow that shadow effect makes this part of the invitation look like it’s the binding of a book, have you noticed?
Me, the designer: yes. I have.

You guys have known me long enough for me to tell you this but I’ll still put it under a read more cause it’s fucking gross, if you’re iffy about ear-things just scroll on by.

On Friday when I was tossing and turning at my great-grandma’s place I was lying on my side and when I lifted my head from the pillow I could barely hear anything it was like my ear was clogged. It got better by morning but today I asked my mum to like, wash it, you know when you take a syringe and a plastic tube, put a warm, salty solution in the syringe and pump it through your ear at high pressure? It’s pretty much what they do in hospitals.

So she did that today and I shit you not the thing that came out was so big it felt like she sucked out an entire ORGAN out through my ear. Holy shit that thing was IN MY EAR how could I hear ANYTHING?!

I feel like I have to name it and bury it in a tiny casket, put a little headstone there, call the local newspaper and publish an obituary.

I didn’t get the translation job, by the way.
So that’s fun.
Now when I tell people I’m not good at anything and they’re trying to be helpful by telling me “but you’re so good at English” I can prove them wrong and they can be more annoyed with me and I can hate myself even more.

Aaaaaaaaaaaamazing.

The other day I tried to draw a person standing and four hours later I ended up crying, for real anybody who can draw anything at all deserves to be respected and feared.

If I fry three strips of bacon, melt some cheese and a spoonful of butter, and add a single scrambled egg with ketchup on top, that’s totally a full meal, right?